Hi there. This is John.
John is a little shit who keeps locking out his string trade after a pathetic amount of uses. So Holy had to switch to other methods.
This is Tom. Tom is John's childhood friend. They grew up together, played tag with irongolems together. John likes Tom.
So Holy brings Tom into John's Trading cage, and starts beating the shit out of him. This convinces John to unlock his fucking trades.
So in the future, keep in mind to beat your trading slave's childhood friends senseless, to get more emeralds! :'D
"I see unlocking Tom's skull unlocked your trades, you little bitch"
-Holy to John, 3684 BC
@BaneOfOmen I bet you know this feeling.